Tuesday, June 19, 2012

Dear VH1, F U!!!

Dear VH1, F U!!!
by Lady Scribble



Last night, "Love and Hip Hop Atlanta" aired with an opening out of this world. Drinks flying, cursing, crazy females, and an outrageous amount of "Ratchetness" filled up the first episode. And to add icing to the cake, a grand load of infidelity seems to be the main connection of all the women. Speaking of infidelity, the main man of the show, Stevie J (who has worked artists such as Diddy and Mariah Carey) and his girl Mimi, seem to be the Who's Who on the cheating scene. Sneaky man Stevie J tries to surprise is girl Mimi with an amazing house that just happens to be miles away from his studio. SHOCKER!!! Then of course there's Stevie J's artist, Joseline, who in my opinion looks like a horrible version of John Leguizamo in "Too Wong Foo". As cliche as this sounds, even Stevie Wonder could see that there's something going on between these two.


Oh but the plot thickens. It seems that every ghetto induced TV show has some form of a triangle between the guy, his girl and his mother. And this show has just that. Rapper Lil Scrappy, his girl Erica and his mother Momma Dee are going through this insane love triangle, modern day Oedipus Complex. Scrappy and Erica have been on a rollercoaster ride since his very public affair with rapper Diamond of Crime Mob, yet the two seem to be getting things together. But Scrappy's very outspoken mother Momma Dee (who happens to be an ex-pimp) doesn't seem to trust Erica at all and she's not afraid to let him know just that.


Meanwhile, artists K. Michelle and Rasheeda are doing their bests to restart their fallen music careers. K. Michelle very emotionally expresses to the world how an industry executive tricked her out of $2 million and physically beat her. Thankfully, she got away from the bad label deal  and is doing her best to restart her career. Karlie Redd, a Jamaican singer who is trying to make a mark in the music industry, has a meeting with Stevie J to discuss her dreams. Redd is completely shocked when she sees the romantic connection between Joseline and Stevie J, understanding what's been driving Mimi crazy.


As the episode comes to a close (THANK GOD), the entire Stevie J/Joseline/Mimi fiasco comes to an abrupt turn when Karlie tells Mimi that she saw them publicly "making out". I mean honestly, if there were any allegations of me messing with someone, I would NOT sit between that person and my significant other. That's just asking for trouble. But in Stevie's defense, Mimi didn't really seem to care that the girl her man might be messing with was sitting right next to him. Hey, maybe I'm just a different kind of woman. So of course drinks had to fly!! One for the Big Red Dog draped across Joseline's shoulders (her fur vest) and one for Stevie J. But in true male fashion, Stevie ends the night by saying, "I ain't really having a good time." And proceeds to tell Mimi, "That bitch ain't see nothing." Hey, I'm convinced (no not really).


So instead of going home with the woman he claims he love, Stevie hops in the car with Chi Chi, I mean Joseline, and rides off.


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